Why I love occasionally posting on Tumblr: To watch people take everything you say dead seriously and absolutely rage in response to sarcastic/flippant opinions specifically designed to wind people up. Endless amusement.
What is the inherent humour in everyone thinking you have obnoxious opinions about classic rock
“Ha! I’m not actually stupid but you think I am! Fooled ya”
OMg
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are
omg
- Person: Sigh
- Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
Sometimes I wonder what my dog would listen to if she could listen to music
Lol
Okay bye
Beyonce
I WANT to have a MMFF orgy, in the motel that Bruce Willis stays at in Pulp Fiction, on ecstasy while Selena plays in the background
i got home tonight at fuckin 10:00 what is this shit idk maybe ill just go on neopets
in other news my dog is downstairs dry-heaving
